I’ve had this dream for quite a while. It’s something I’d do anything for. It’s better than a gigantic bag of my favorite puppy treats. It’s better than a 24-hour session of belly rubs. It’s better than endless walks around the dog park with all of the tennis balls and frisbees that I could ask for. You want to know what it is? It’s you. I dream that I’ll get to go home to you as soon as possible. We’ll cuddle and snuggle and love each other with all our might. Nothing will stop me from being by your side and being the very best friend possible. Call now and bring me home so that my dreams can come true!